I didn’t know what to write about until I took a sip of my coffee.  Oh my, it tastes like paper!!!

They have done it now.  They ruined my coffee.  The coffee place that I usually go to changed from freshly brewed coffee to this paper tasting coffee dispenser stand blah.

There is now officially no freshly brewed coffee anywhere near my work place.  They may force me to make my own coffee.  (Who am I kidding, I would never do that.)

If you do brew your own coffee buy it from these monks.

Alright, I’m done with this rant.

Rogers cable recently updated their channel guide software which added tons of cool new features which I don’t need and never use.

One feature that they took away was the ability of the cable box to simply skip the channels I do not subscribe too.  In my case this is vast majority of the channels.

They do have an option to manually add channels that you want your box to skip.  So here I am presented with my very own first world problem.  I have to manually add channels that I don’t get to a skip channel list.  My other option is to live through the horror of being told to call my cable provider each time I change the channel and land on the one I don’t yet have.

The horror.

I am aware how petty this problem is in the large scheme of things but come on Rogers do not take away such obvious and useful features.  This is simply stupid.

Dear American people.

It is with great sadness that I’m watching you degenerate from a nation of freedom to the an evil police state, under the leadership of the Great Supreme Leader Obama.  Watching you throw away right after right in the name of fighting terror makes me sad.  It is sad because every time you do that you proclaim to the rest of the world that the terrorists can win.  They have forever changed you.  The cradle of freedom is no more.

As you approach another election season it is with great horror that I look at the quality of candidates you are producing to hopefully replace the Great One.  The one you have been waiting for.  How can a nation of so many people not find one person that does not seem insane.  One person who will not compromise their morality by supporting either murder of innocent children in the womb or the immorality of torture of people.  One person who is not hungry for wars, wars that kill thousands of your young men and women.

I wish you well America.  I hope that over time you will change back to the nation you once were.

This election has been the most boring election I have ever experienced.

Nothing that the bores that are the leaders of the parties said has sparked even a remote interest in me.

I tried my hardest to follow the issues but hardly any were discussed.

Dalton McGuinty – We elected this guy again?  Toronto never stops amazing me with its stupidity. Few more years of McGuinty lies.

Tim Hudak – Leader of the Ontario PC Party, party which has no idea what it wants to do.  It is way too close to liberals to distinguish themselves. And boy is Hudak boring.

Andrea Horwath – Leader of the Ontario NDP.  Not much to say here.  I have a NDP filter in my brain.  No matter what they say I cringe.

Mike Schreiner – Leader of the Green Party of Ontario.  The only leader who knew for sure that he would not be elected so he could come up with super crazy policies, yet didn’t.  If even the crazy party candidates are boring this election has no hope.

I think a new policy should be that no MPP can remain in the office for more than 2 terms.  We need constant inflow of fresh blood and ideas.  These people who are representing us are stale and do not represent ME.

Not even half the population went out to vote.  I bet it is because they couldn’t decide which of the bores to vote for.